You've read the tawdry text messages. You've heard the pleading voice mail. You've watched the ESPN interview and the Masters press conference. Now it's your turn to put words in Tiger Woods' mouth.

If you live in a swing state, you’re probably getting deluged with phone calls. Volunteers, staffers, even candidates themselves—or at least recordings of them—are hassling you at all times of day and ...

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